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'But what it wouldn’t do, potentially, is address the underlying issues around impairment, and it wouldn’t make it any safer in terms of thinking through how that works.'ĭunedin National Party list MP Michael Woodhouse, who earlier was busted in the House checking out the Screeny Weeny on his taxpayer-funded phone - feel free to cite this column if Parliamentary Services rings up to ask about your browsing history - was sure why Labour was against the Bill. 'I think that this Bill and the proposal that it’s doing would put in place a complex regulatory regime in terms of who can import and who can make the products available. Labour list MP Liz Craig, of Invercargill, resisted the siren call of humour and made a sensible speech on workplace safety. 'What party in Parliament wants a workplace where there is a legal product to circumvent the drug tests?' Mr Doocey asked.Ī reasonable question, but he was not going to get the answer he was after.Īs Waitaki MP Jacqui Dean watched on from the Speaker’s chair, several Southern MPs opted to take a call - not one of nature - on the Bill.

#Screeny weeny 5.o driver

Which sounds like a very wee number indeed, but that actually amounts to several hundred tests a year of people who have the desperation and the resources to invest in Monkey Whizz and the Screeny Weeny.Īnd those several hundred rorted tests take on greater significance should the employee in question be, say, a truck driver or forestry worker, industries with a high degree of risk and multiple safety related incidents annually. 'Let us be very serious: this is a serious issue in New Zealand,' he said seriously, before going on to state that the Drug Detection Agency found, on average, that 1% of its tests revealed the substance in question had not been fermented in someone’s bladder before being supplied to the agency for evaluation. Many members’ Bills read like solutions looking for problems, and Mr Doocey strained mightily to dissuade Parliament of that notion. Unsurprisingly, this Bill was the subject of some hilarity, much of which was introduced by the sponsor of the Bill, National Party MP for Waimakariri Matt Doocey. It turns out that there really are multiple manufacturers providing fake urine - and anatomically correct machinery for dispensing the substance - for anyone willing to splash out on it.īe warned, if you feel inclined to google this subject you will see things which might haunt you for weeks afterwards. When the urine sachet is first used or replaced, the tube and the plug must be completely dry and locked together with a little pressure.It was, appropriately enough, a members’ day, as our MPs spent part of their evening debating the merits, or otherwise, of the Synthetic Urine (Prohibition on Importation, Supply and Acquisition to Pass a Workplace Drug Test) Bill.

Included: 1x ScreenyWeeny 5.0 circumcized 'White/Mulatte' - 2x 80 ml synthetic urine with different values, 1x empty sachet (for practice or for urine from other source), 1x thermo-sachet (for maintaining at a warm temperature and attaching), 1x HeatPaxx heating pad, 1x refill-syringe (20 ml) The thermo-sachet keeps the desired temperature of the urine sachet constant for at least 6 hours. The new HeatPaxx heating pads are also perfectly suited to warming up the urine sachets. In the summer leave in the sun for a short while in the winter warm on a radiator or in a bath of water.

Our fully cast ScreenyWeeny is made from high-quality makeup silicone.

The thermo-sachet can be adjusted to fit all sizes from S to XXXL thanks to the adjustable strap.

The flow of urine is started by putting a light pressure on the underside of the ScreenyWeeny, and stopped again immediately by releasing it.

100% secure and reliable, no dripping or leaking.

The thermo-sachet guarantees an optimum long-lasting 'operating temperature'.

No additional handles required, simple one-handed operation (ultimate one-handed fake penis).

The different types of ScreenyWeeny were all cast from real todgers to ensure a completely authentic look.

The unique Push and Piss function makes it ideal for selective use on an important 'date' and it's one-handed operation means it is always ready for use immediately.Įach ScreenyWeeny is delivered with 2x 80 ml synthetic urine, an empty bag for practice, a thermo bag for keeping the urine warm, one pack of HeatPaxx and a refill syringe. The ScreenyWeeny is the world's best fake-penis.